No Stop Harper collection is complete without a mugshot!

Perfect for scientists and anyone who speaks the truth. Nothing more Canadian than ductape, now totalitarian government edition!

Perfect for cooking up the books! Guaranteed to create cosmetic surpluses.

It distorts the truth into lies on the fly!

It automatically robocalls the whole country. It comes with a camera to spy on you!

Now you can join on the fearmongering xenophobic fun too!

Ideal for writing legislation. Now omnibus size!

Specially designed to quickly sweep the dirt below the magical carpet!

It magically soaks up all the oil and tears spilled across Canada!

Complete with a magical Duffy checkbook, your money and special election time bribery compartment for voters. Watch out!

Made with 50% oil, 50% Republican money Warning: contains toxic politics. Keep away from children, women, first nations, Muslims, disabled people and any other marginalized group.

Complete with skeletons and a blanky for scary times.