Stop Harper: The Website

Welcome to Harperland!
All Canadian Assets On SALE for

Only All Your Rights and Freedoms

Special Offer

Special Offer!

Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms Harperland Edition
Now with 85% less rights and freedoms!

Merchandising!

Mugshot
Mugshot

No Stop Harper collection is complete without a mugshot!

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Harper Tape
Harper Tape

Perfect for scientists and anyone who speaks the truth. Nothing more Canadian than ductape, now totalitarian government edition!

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Crookpot
Crookpot

Perfect for cooking up the books! Guaranteed to create cosmetic surpluses.

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Harper Phone
Harper Phone

It distorts the truth into lies on the fly!

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RoboPhone
RoboPhone

It automatically robocalls the whole country. It comes with a camera to spy on you!

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Divisive Distraction
Divisive Distraction

Now you can join on the fearmongering xenophobic fun too!

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Legislation Paper
Legislation Paper

Ideal for writing legislation. Now omnibus size!

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Magical Broom
Magical Broom

Specially designed to quickly sweep the dirt below the magical carpet!

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Harper Mop
Harper Mop

It magically soaks up all the oil and tears spilled across Canada!

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Harper Wallet
Harper Wallet

Complete with a magical Duffy checkbook, your money and special election time bribery compartment for voters. Watch out!

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Harper Puppet
Harper Puppet

Made with 50% oil, 50% Republican money Warning: contains toxic politics. Keep away from children, women, first nations, Muslims, disabled people and any other marginalized group.

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Harper Closet
Harper Closet

Complete with skeletons and a blanky for scary times.

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Disclaimer: This is not a real store. Products are purely ficticious and, clearly, the creation of some mad genious.

This website is for entertainment purposes only, viewer discretion is advised.