Stop Harper: The Website
Welcome to Harperland!
All Canadian Assets On SALE for
Only All Your Rights and Freedoms
Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms Harperland Edition
Now with 85% less rights and freedoms!
Harper TapePerfect for scientists and anyone who speaks the truth. Nothing more Canadian than ductape, now totalitarian government edition!
Harper WalletComplete with a magical Duffy checkbook, your money and special election time bribery compartment for voters. Watch out!
Harper PuppetMade with 50% oil, 50% Republican money
Warning: contains toxic politics. Keep away from children, women, first nations, Muslims, disabled people and any other marginalized group.
Disclaimer: This is not a real store. Products are purely ficticious and, clearly, the creation of some mad genious.
This website is for entertainment purposes only, viewer discretion is advised.